teratomarty:

mioxenoblade:

caitlin-snow-leopard:

mioxenoblade:

May you be blessed with hardcore gay sex thatd give a conservative a deadly heart attack this pride

I’m asexual, can I be blessed with a buttload (approximately 126 gallons or 834 pounds) of garlic bread instead?

Ya know what? Absolutely.

Reblog to bless your followers with freaky sex and/or garlic bread.

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anomalousangel:

i… wamt kis.. forhead kss….. cheek kis….neck kiss.. nose kiss… lip kiss…….. i. want. kiss.

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creaturebrain:

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

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greysfields:

have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). here’s some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

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juniepops:

Cute girls should get $5000 a week for free and never have to work (I’m girls)

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kobolde:

Going to lay in my bed and have gay thoughts

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toimoilui23:

dreams85andmore:

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

The idea for Mamma Mia.

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orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

i dont need therapy i need more tattoos & piercings & to have gay sex

hope it helps

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realsuggestions:

Platonic love is not a runner up to romantic love. Platonic love isn’t second place. Platonic love isn’t less real, less valid or less powerful than romantic love. Don’t let your platonic love take a back seat to romantic love.

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thegaypegasus:

I want all of it. Your sleepy mumbling. Your drunken embarrassment. Your silly faces. Your anger. Your dance moves. Your anxiety. Your apologies. Your sadness. Your stern looks. Your claustrophobia. Your exasperated tone. Your frustrations. Your past. I want all of it. I want all of you.

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zackisontumblr:

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

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slowlyshytheorist:

peachdoxie:

nibeul:

Some of y’all think that holding hands and sharing a bed is immediately romantic, and this is why people cannot differentiate between romantic, platonic, and familial forms of love.

Nothing is EVER inherently romantic. The meaning of a gesture is determined by the people involved in it, not some random outsider.

The meaning of a gesture is determined by the people involved in it

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spotchka:

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

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amaranthdesires:

Don’t get fooled by the kinky stuff. All I wanna do is snuggle down close to someone in bed and sleep and feel warm and safe

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2cc48a:

I would really be the cutest wife to come home to

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